Burglar Gets His Britches Pulled Down By A Fence During His Escape

TUCSON, AZ (Tucson News Now) –
A man in Arizona learned a valuable lesson about jumping spiked fences in baggy pants.

Michelle Valenzuela, with the communications department of the Tucson Unified School District, said the incident happened around 10:30 a.m. Friday at Miles-Exploratory Learning Center on East Broadway Boulevard.

According to a safety report, a locksmith working at the school spotted a man trying to get into a couple of rooms.

When the man saw the locksmith he ran and tried to jump back over the school’s spiked fence.

The suspect didn’t quite make the leap, his pants got caught and he was left hanging upside down with his underwear showing.

That’s when Jesse Sensibar and Kristin Woodall were passing by. They snapped a photo and shared the story on Facebook.

I imagine that being a thief is hard work. You gotta find the target, build a plan, execute said plan, and all while being mindful of the time that you are inside. I bet you have so many things running through your brain that it makes focusing on daily tasks very difficult. Case in point is this fella.

Let’s see if he forgot to do any normal daily tasks. In order to do that, we will need to take the photo and enhance it. Luckily, we have that technology at Barstool Sports to do just that.

Enhance.

Enhance.

Oh, yep. Those are some dirty panties, folks. Filthy, even. Our pal here was so caught up in robbing a school that he forgot to change his underwear for what appears to be weeks. Don’t smell good. Don’t feel good. Don’t rob good. Those are the facts and they are undisputed.

A little trick of the not-changing-your-underwear trade is that if you aren’t gonna change your underwear, get dark colors. White isn’t forgiving, especially in the back by the butt. These are all lessons that this gentleman is learning the hard way. I hate to see it, but we grow through adversity. I have no doubt that he will.